Tuesday, February 18, 2014

10 Idiots...!



They all had gathered at their regular adda in Jayanagar. It was one of those usual evenings outside the women’s college. They came from various parts of the country, but leching kept them together. One after another, as the girls were coming out of the college, they described their pick of the day in their own words:

‘Arey bombaat! Look at that item. Sakkath hot maga. Just 1 seeti and she will be mine from navvonly.’

‘Abey, kya bolraa tu? Baingan ki meri. Aisi potti tumku kyse milti re houle?’

‘Be hab laats of saach phatakas in our state. Thees is too theen and not bery beautiphool’

Bencho kya saxy hai, by god. She will only be comfor  table in my arms. You are a useless guys’

‘What are you saying? Nevver underestimate us ra. We can come to north India and tumari ladki ko bagake lejasaktai ham log. Do you know our hero, Mahesh babu got your north garl?’

‘Are yede. Wo north ki nahi re dhakkan. Amchi Mumbai mulgi re, tuja aayla.’

‘Come on da. There’s no need to go to Mumbai aalso, just come to marina beach. I can’t able to tell you how many garls will fall far me. Don’t go by color, ok macha?’

‘Lost monsoon, I was standing here and zimbly staring at her. She goat so attracted to me. I am basically from another state I told but she laafed and told its olright, you know?’

‘Dei, don’t lie da macha. See your face first ogay. If she ears you speak she will kill erself da.’

‘Once I offer her my snakes, she will be in my big hole forever ho?’


Then they laughed at each other and it was time for the Christ’s college …


P.S. It was written for Character Chaos challenge on ode.la.

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